It's funny to think that one day you'll be sending me videos of you peeing
yourself or masturbating or hitting yourself with a ruler or whatever other
deviant things I think up.
In the meantime, your obedience and lovely notes alone are enough.
However, if you were thinking of giving a gift to please Me,
then I have an Amazon Wishlist.
While I adore all my subs, I'd never forget anyone who
goes the extra mile to make Me happy.
I'd give you best gift of all - a full list of everything that
you're failing at, with some notes on how you need to
improve each area.