It's funny to think that one day you'll be sending me videos of you peeing

yourself or masturbating or hitting yourself with a ruler or whatever other 

deviant things I think up.

 

In the meantime, your obedience and lovely notes alone are enough.

However, if you were thinking of giving a gift to please Me,

then I have an Amazon Wishlist.

 

While I adore all my subs, I'd never forget anyone who

goes the extra mile to make Me happy. 

I'd give you best gift of all - a full list of everything that 

you're failing at, with some notes on how you need to 

improve each area.

 

 

Wonderful.